Granite Falls Swim & Athletic Club
Granite Falls Swim & Athletic Club
BIGGEST CHOOSER 2026 Week #4
Biggest Chooser Observations – Week Four
As we roll through week four, here are our three weekly observations!
Black is the New … Black?
As Steven Tyler once sang on that great cover, “train kept a’rollin’, all night long.” Captain Phillip’s (I am the captain now) Back in Black squad maintained the lead by heading straight down the track. I know that mixing Aerosmith and AC/DC references can be dangerous, but please indulge me. This week, Keith Umberger dropped 4.42% of his body weight to “engineer” the lead (see train reference above). Overall, teammate Tony Williams is pacing the competition at an impressive 6.35% body weight loss.
Don’t Sing the Blues
Captain Janice and team Neon Blue are not going to go gently into that good night. Led by Debra Hall’s 5.37% body-weight loss for the week, the Blues are in second place, just 0.26% behind the leaders. “If my calculations are correct, and I can get Team Black to enjoy this delicious cheesecake, we should take the lead by next week!” said Captain Janice.
When is losing winning?
When we take a step back and look at all our intrepid competitors’ performance thus far, we are struck by their dedication and consistency. Just last week, the group dropped 223 pounds. Overall, the number is 559 pounds lost! As that great philosopher, the Grinch, once said, “Down a size and a half! And this time, I’ll keep it off.” On to week five and the crucial halfway juncture. See you then!
ALWAYS IN SEASON!
