Granite Falls Swim & Athletic Club

BIGGEST CHOOSER
RESULTS & RECAP

RECAP

Final WEEK

Well, ladies and gentleman here we are. After months of sweat and struggle we have reached the conclusion of our competition. Along the way we have laughed, cried, and fractured a few laws. But through it all, the intrepid spirit of the determined has carried the day. The results are in and the winner is…wait, what?

My sources tell me that all has gone dark. Sarah’s office is closed and the cameras are off line (we don’t actually have cameras on Sarah’s office but I’m on a roll). The mystery deepens as my investigators say they saw several individuals coming in and out of the office with boxes of ballots at 4 a.m.! Wrong story, never mind.

Just as this controversy was about to explode, we get this announcement: all will be revealed Monday April 19.

WHAT: The Biggest Chooser Reveal Party

WHEN: Monday April 19 @ 6:15 p.m.

WHERE: The Lazy River Cabana

There will be prizes for the winning team and also for the top male and female performer. It’s our last chance to get together and celebrate, but not our last chance to get ripped. Summer Shred is starting later in April and comes with a discount for all Biggest Chooser participants. Congratulations one and all and see you Monday!

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